Oh, John Green.

"Hank, I'll be the first to admit that the puppy sized elephant would be cuter if it were not so... dead." -cut to picture of small elephant skeleton- "But still! Pretty cute! It turns out that there were several different kinds of miniature elephants, some of which were so small that they were only like, three feet tall. Hank, it's believed that the last species of puppy sized elephant went extinct about four thousand years ago. It's not clear what killed them off, but it might have been people. Oh, people. Why must you ruin everything? In fact, Hank, if I ever do get a letter back from evolution, it's probably going to go something like this:

"Dear Human,
Thank you for your letter. We made you a puppy sized elephant. But then you killed it. Fancy that. You're welcome for your thumbs.
Evolution.""
-John Green (VlogBrothers ep: "A Short History of the PUPPY SIZED ELEPHANT")


^ That is one of the most made of awesome quotes I've ever heard in my life. Thank you, John.
I will never be as jokes as Mr. Green, but I can still practically idolize him. His awesome style of writing, his devilishly handsome (and no, YouTube is not devilishly blurry) looks, his quick wit and nerd jokes. Oh, what it must be like to be John Green... Meeting him is definitely on my "TTDBID" list.

I'll keep hoping & You guys DFTBA,
Kay.